Dick: Hey, great leather jacket! Birthday present?
Jason: Yeah.
Dick: Oh, from who?
Jason: From you. I exchanged the blazer you got me.
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Roy: Hey, Jaybird, can you help me out here? I promise I’ll pay you back.
Jason: Oh, yeah, right. Okay… Including the waffles last week, you now owe me… 17 jillion dollars.
Dick: Jay, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Jason: I’m gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars!
Tim: Yes, Jason’s made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50’s.
Jason: Can you believe what a jerk Damian was being?
Tim: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.
Jason: Ha. Haha.
Tim: What?
Jason: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Timothy. You’re black.
Poker Night at the Manor…
Jason: Your money’s mine, Drake.
Tim: Your fly’s open, Todd.
Waiting for your wife to get dressed for Double Date Night be like…
Wally [to Dick]: This is unbelievable. It’s been, like, half an hour. If this were a cartoon, you’d be looking like ham right about now.
Jason: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things?
Roy: Yeah…?
Jason: Let’s not do that anymore.
When you bring Alfred’s cookies to the Titans Tower…
Nightwing: Listen, guys, it was great seeing you again.
Nightwing: Wally, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they’re just food, they’re not love.
Someone: Woah! You know Batman?
Red Hood: I’m familiar with his work, yes.
Walking around the cemetery after burying yet another DC character…
Jason: Oh, man. What a great day.
The rest of the Batfamily: *glare at him*
Jason: What? Weather-wise!
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