Batman: I’m Batman.
GL Simon: Oh.
Batman: I gather by that “oh” that John told you about me.
GL Simon: Oh, yeah, your, uh, name came up in a, uh, conversation that terrified me to my very soul.
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Because it’s not easy being the eldest…
Damian: Drake keeps changing the channel!
Tim: Aw, that’s great. Why don’t you tell Bruce on me?
Dick: Now, I’m “Bruce” in this little play? Alright, I refuse to get sucked into this weird little Robin dimension thing, so I’m gonna go and take a nice, long bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.
Mornings at the Manor…
Dick: Man, this is weird. Ever realize that Captain Crunch’s eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Jason: That’s what’s weird? Boy Wonder, the man’s been captain of a cereal for the last forty years.
Other reasons why Timothy Jackson Drake is sleep-deprived…
Jason: You know, you should go outside and be with three-dimensional people…
Tim: *eating Cheetos off his sweater, sipping coffee from his drinking straw cap, and clicking furiously on the Xbox controller*
Tim: No. Inside good, outside bad.
Jason and Roy: *taking turns playing Batman: Arkham Knight on Xbox*
Jason and Roy: *hear alarm blaring*
Roy: Is that the fire alarm?
Jason: Yeah. *feels the floor* Oh, it’s not warm yet. We still have time.
Roy: Cool.
When you’re a little too possessive of your father/brother figure…
Robin: I was saving you.
Nightwing: Saving me from the nice conversation with the interesting lady, saving me?
Roy: If you hated the bracelet so much, Jason, you should have just said so.
Jason: Well, doesn’t the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Roy: What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
Jason: Okay, well, that’s the part where I’m an ass.
When you’re supposed to be legally dead, and yet get recognized on the street…
Woman: Excuse me.
Jason: Yeah?
Woman: Um, is your name Jason?
Jason: Uh, yes. Yes, it is.
Woman: Jason Todd?
Jason: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Roy: Hey, what do you want to do for dinner?
Jason: *shrugs* Well, we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.
Jason and Roy: *laugh hysterically*
Dick: *walks in on Wally cooking a lot of food*
Dick: Hey.
Wally: Hey.
Dick: Whoa. So, I’m guessing you either had a fight with Linda, or… um, Italy called and said it was hungry.
Or he’s just having a midday snack?
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