When the only reading material you can find in the bathroom is Cosmopolitan magazine (that either Babs or Steph left behind)…
Jason: *toilet flush*
Jason: *walks out holding the issue* So, I took the quiz, and it turns out that I do put career before men.
When Batman seems a little distracted while on a stake-out…
Red Hood: What’s the matter, Bruce? You nervous about your speech?
Batman: No.
Batman: …
Batman: You wanna hear it?
Red Hood: Am I in it?
Batman: Yes. Right after I thank Gotham’s most powerful citizens for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is you.
Boy wonder, Bruce. Get it right.
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
When all the grown-up PDA is just starting to make you belch…
Koriand’r: I must go, I must go. But not without a kiss.
Dick: Well, maybe I won’t kiss you, and then you’ll have to stay.
Damian: *muttering* Kiss her! Kiss her!
After hearing about Damian’s plan to break Dick and Shawn up…
Jason: Well, I’m thinking that Dick’s our brother and Shawn makes him happy, so I say we just all be mature about it and accept her.
Damian: Yeah, we’ll call that Plan B, okay?
“How to Comfort a Lady” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Babs. Relax. Go get a beer.
Barbara: I don’t want a beer!
Jason: Who said it was for you?
That one time Dick tried something different…
Jason: *staring intently at Dick*
Tim: With that moustache, doesn’t Dick remind you of Bruce’s Aunt Sylvia?
Jason: *throws hands up in relief* Thank you!
Damian: *holding up a dehydrated tomato* Do you know what this is?
Jason: Your classmate’s kidney?
How horrible do you think your little brother is, Jay?
Clark: You know what, I’ll be gone by the time you get home from your board meeting later. *gets out and slams the Batcave door*
Bruce: *mouthing* Thank you.
Clark: I heard that!
Damn his super hearing.
When Bizarro learned to cook for breakfast…
Roy: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh?
Jason: Well, I… like both eggs equally.
Roy: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other, and I wanna know which!
Jason: Well, what’s the difference? Your eggs aren’t here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left! Did you really expect me never to find new eggs?
Well, technically, you left, Jay, but whatever.
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