When Green Lantern asks why it’s taking the League too long to solve a case…
Batman: Jordan, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
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Batman: What did I say about barging into my cave?
Superman: That it was impulsive and intrusive?
Batman: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was, “Don’t”.
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
Trying to get through to your rebellious son be like…
Batman: Jason. I thought we might have a bit of a sit-down.
Red Hood: I prefer a bit of a “piss off”.
Batman: Jordan, you’re supposed to make this team look respectable.
Green Lantern: *saluting* Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants!
The Flash: Is that Mr. O’Brien?
Green Lantern: That’s the buffet table, dude.
The Flash: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?
Either Wally’s just trying to grab a quick bite or that really is Plas.
Power struggle within the family be like…
Red Hood: With Bruce and Dick off-planet, you’re acting captain… You know what happens if you fall asleep now?
Red Robin: Damian gags and binds me, then takes over.
It’s a good thing Timmy barely sleeps, then.
Damian: You mussed up Drake’s face, Todd. And that has endeared you to me somewhat.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
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