After yet another lecture on his “immature behavior”…
Jason [to Bruce]: See how I’m not punching him? *gestures to Tim* I think I’ve grown.
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The Flash: Is that Mr. O’Brien?
Green Lantern: That’s the buffet table, dude.
The Flash: Well, how can we be sure unless we question it?
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Either Wally’s just trying to grab a quick bite or that really is Plas.
Batman: What did I say about barging into my cave?
Superman: That it was impulsive and intrusive?
Batman: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was, “Don’t”.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Dick and Jason: *watching wide-eyed as Damian argues with Bruce*
Tim: *deadpan* So, he’s added cussing and hurling things to his repertoire. He really is a child prodigy.
Damian: *gagged and strapped to the dinosaur’s leg in the Batcave*
Dick: Guys. Cut him down from there.
Jason: *looks to Tim for approval*
Tim: The kid’s a pain in the butt!
Dick: *sighs* Yeah, but he’s our pain in the butt. So, cut him down before Bruce gets back.
Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
Don’t even get me started on Batman’s youngest son.
Interrogating be like…
Nightwing: You’re only going to scare him.
Batman: Pain is scary.
Criminal: *gulps*
Red Hood: Okay, I can see you’re not an idiot.
Red Robin: Wish I could say the same for you.
I adooooore their banter when they work together (e.g. “Batman and Robin Eternal”). This might as well be canon.
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