World’s Finest Dads…
Batman [about grounding Robin after a mission gone awry]: I promised I’d never let anything happen to him.
Superman: Hmm. That’s a funny thing to promise.
Batman: What?
Superman: Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Robin.
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Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
Why you should try not to take anything Batman says too personally…
Batman: I can’t afford any more delays, Clark, and you’re one of those superpowered beings who cause delays. Sometimes it’s a good thing. There’s a whole group of heroes. They’re “delay heroes”.
Superman: *quivering lip* You mean… You mean you don’t like me?
Batman: No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion, Clark!
Why you should try not to take anything Batman says too personally…
Batman: I can’t afford any more delays, Clark, and you’re one of those superpowered beings who cause delays. Sometimes it’s a good thing. There’s a whole group of heroes. They’re “delay heroes”.
Superman: *quivering lip* You mean… You mean you don’t like me?
Batman: No, of course I like you. It’s because I like you that I don’t want to be with you. It’s a complicated emotion, Clark!
Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
When you catch Batman brooding in the Watchtower…
Hal: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Bats. When life gets you down, do you know what you’ve gotta do?
Bruce: *grits teeth* No, I don’t know what to do.
Hal: *singing while flying around the Conference Hall* Just keep floating. Just keep floating. Just keep floating, floating, floating. What do we do? We float, float!
Bruce: Jordan, no singing.
Hal: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! I love to float. When you want to float, you WANT to float!
Bruce: *groans*
Bruce: *heads to his teleportation tube*
World’s Finest Dads…
Batman [about grounding Robin after a mission gone awry]: I promised I’d never let anything happen to him.
Superman: Hmm. That’s a funny thing to promise.
Batman: What?
Superman: Well, you can’t never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Robin.
Bizarro [about Pup Pup]: Me am not call him Squishy, and he am not be mine, and he am not be my Squishy!
At a Sharks Anonymous meeting…
King Shark: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Humans are friends, not food.
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