Tim: *still fuming from an argument with Damian*
Dick:
Dick: *puts a comforting arm over Tim’s shoulder*
Dick: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
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Red Hood: You mean Bizarro’s a clone? Can we keep him?
Artemis: He’s Superman’s evil twin, not a puppy!
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
“Injustice 2″ (or “My, How Things Have Changed”)…
Batman and Harley Quinn: *watch as the Joker walks towards them and beckons to Harley*
Batman: Hn. Why should I trust you?
Harley Quinn: *swings her bat* Because, today, we are on the same side.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Hal: So, what do you think I should do, Bats?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to him or her.
Hal: I thought that was what I was doing.
Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
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