Touring your best friend around your hometown be like…
Conner: This is Gotham City? I was kind of hoping to see something insanely weird.
Tim: Consider yourself lucky.
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Hal: So, what do you think I should do, Bats?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to him or her.
Hal: I thought that was what I was doing.
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Clark: Why don’t you sit down and relax?
Bruce: Have you met me?
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
What Batman’s day is really like…
Dick: *watching on as one of his brothers does something*
Dick: Bruce? Did you just see – ?
Bruce: Yes. I’ll deal with that tomorrow.
Red Robin: *examining an image on the Batcomputer screen* I think it might be a quantum-chromo-dynamic-confinement anomaly.
Red Hood: Now you’re just stringing words together.
Hal: So, Bats, what do you think I should do?
Bruce: Find the person you would least likely ask for advice and go to them.
Hal: I thought that’s what I was doing.
Being fresh out of the Lazarus Pit be like…
Jason: *looks at himself in the mirror*
Jason: Nope, not a vampire.
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