Bruce: I will never allow any harm to come to you, not ever.
Selina: You can’t promise that.
Bruce: And yet I did.
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Because he’s Batman.
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Alfred [to Bruce, about Selina]: She solved you, you know.
“Injustice 2” (or “A Really, Really, Really Bad Argument Between Two Best Friends Who Won’t Admit They Need Each Other So They’re Tearing the Universe Apart”) be like…
Catwoman/Wonder Woman: You’re scared of him.
Batman/Superman: I’m scared of what he might make me do.
Catwoman [to Batman]: We both made a mistake. We fell in love.
When your cheerful, optimistic super best alien friend just wants to make the most of his time with you…
Batman: Clark, I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.
Batman: I am better with you, Superman. I’m sharper, more focused. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps, in time, I’ll solve that as well.
It must be this thing called “friendship”, Bruce.
When your brothers find out that a legendary criminal mastermind called you “Detective” and won’t let you hear the end of it…
Tim: Hey, what’s this?
Jason: You’re a “detective” now. You tell me.
Tim: Ah, it looks like you left your dry cleaning ticket for me.
When asked what his greatest weakness was…
Batman: I am smarter than everyone I meet.
Working with your paranoid, over-the-top vigilante-detective-adoptive father on a case be like…
Batman: I sent you a text with my location every two hours.
Red Hood: I was busy.
Batman: Hn. I left some urine in your safe house.
Red Hood: Tell me it’s in a cup.
Green Lanterns of Sector 2814: With all due respect, Batman, so what?
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