Green Lanterns of Sector 2814: With all due respect, Batman, so what?
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Working with your paranoid, over-the-top vigilante-detective-adoptive father on a case be like…
Batman: I sent you a text with my location every two hours.
Red Hood: I was busy.
Batman: Hn. I left some urine in your safe house.
Red Hood: Tell me it’s in a cup.
Superman: I kind of feel like hugging you now.
Batman: As my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.
Red Robin: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.
Red Hood: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
At last, the true origin story…
Superman: How do you do all that?
Batman: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
When another Multiverse Crisis hits…
Superman: I always imagined you’d have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.
Batman:
Batman: *grins*
Bruce: What are you doing?
Alfred: *collecting all kinds of paperwork into piles and shutting down the Batcomputer*
Alfred: Depriving you of all stimuli. Time for you to get some sleep, Master Bruce.
Bruce: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you’re flushed with a success. We should double down with work!
Alfred: *walks away with said piles*
~ • ~ • ~ • ~ • ~
Wanna bet he does the same to Master Timothy?
Batman: You know, Superman, I take it all back. I’m beginning to find your companionship extremely useful.
Superman: *grins proudly*
Batman: It’s like white noise. It puts me in a state where I think and observe better.
Green Lanterns of Sector 2814: With all due respect, Batman, so what?
Alfred [to Bruce, about Selina]: She solved you, you know.
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