Family Patrol Night…

Nightwing: What are you doing, Tim?

Red Robin: I’ve hacked into the cameras in your masks.

Red Hood: Uh, what?

Red Robin: Reviewing the footage. There’s something not right here.

Robin: *glaring* We don’t have cameras in our masks.


Oh, has Timmy not mentioned those before… ?

(Im)patiently waiting for your brother to finish typing up his case report in the Batcave so you can finally play Laser Tag be like…

Dick: ♪ ♫ Timmmmyyyy ♩ ♬

Jason: *grooooaaannns*

Duke: *Snapchatting Tim: “1 intense birb”*

Damian: Tell me, Drake, were you born boring, or did you have to work at it?


Clearly, he’s working… at it.

Jason: Do you want the good coffee or the bad coffee?

Tim: What’s the difference?

Jason: I call one “good”, and the other, “bad".

Tim: … I’ll take the good one.

Jason: Excellent. A positive attitude will help with the horror to come!

Tim: What horror?!

Jason: Mainly the coffee.


Jay. *sighs* Your brother hasn’t slept in over 72 hours. (And you wonder why he stopped crashing at your safe house.)

Robin: *bruised and bloodied*

Robin: You said… I remember you said that you could fix this. That you could get me back. Did you say that?

Batman: I did say that, yes.

Robin: Were you lying?

Batman: No.

Robin: Were you right?

Batman: … No.


In which Bruce Wayne wakes up palpitating and sweating for the nth night in a row…