When your adoptive father’s one of the best stalkers in the world…
Red Hood [to Batman]: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don’t want to know! It’ll just lead to more questions.
Tag: source: covert affairs
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
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Don’t be modest, Jason. We know it’s canon that you do.
On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
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Don’t be modest, Jason. We know it’s canon that you do.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
Though, canonically (see “Red Hood: The Lost Days”), Jason can.
Downtime at the Manor…
Jason: Remember when you said that you could use several cold beers tonight?
Dick: Uh, I never said that, Jay.
Jason: Yeah? Maybe that was me.
On the GCPD rooftop…
Commissioner Gordon: *turns around to find Batman gone (for the nth time)*
Commissioner Gordon: *takes a long drag off his cigarette* I think he might be part-vapor.
When your adoptive father’s one of the best stalkers in the world…
Red Hood [to Batman]: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don’t want to know! It’ll just lead to more questions.
Mobster: *tied up and cursing at Red Hood in Russian*
Red Hood: You have some mouth on you.
Mobster: You speak Russian?
Red Hood: *cracks his knuckles*
Red Hood: Just the swear words.
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Don’t be modest, Jason. We know it’s canon that you do.
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