Making home videos with your family be like…
Jason: *setting up his camcorder*
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father!
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.
“And I don’t need your adult angst.”
Making home videos with your family be like…
Jason: *setting up his camcorder*
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father!
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce accidentally chokes on his coffee.
Nightwing: Aren’t you supposed to have an Olympic gold medal in jibber-jabber?
Kid Flash: Yeah, but I’m a sprinter. I’m at my best during high-speed bursts of wit.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
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Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
And the “Big Brother of the Year Award” goes to…
Jason [to Damian]: If you’re gonna cheat, don’t write information from a book on a piece of paper. That’s practically learning, for Bat’s sake!
Says the Robin who was an absolute straight-A’s nerd in school.
When you disobey a direct order from Batman…
Batman:
*stands up slowly from his chair and glares at Simon*
Hrrrn. Are you trying to get formidable on me, Lantern?
Green Lantern: I-It worked on H-Hal –
Batman: Infomercials work on Jordan.
When you ask your brother for his honest opinion…
Dick: *makes a three hundred and sixty-degree turn wearing his 80′s Nightwing costume and whips his ponytailed hair*
Jason: Hmm. Culturally, it’s unacceptable, but theatrically, it’s dynamite! *ducks as an escrima stick is thrown at him*
When your faux fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
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And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three rooftops away.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
At the Annual Justice League Prom Night…
Bruce: I want to be security.
Clark: Let’s do it together! We can be partners.
Hal: Now, that’s a buddy cop movie I would watch. Which one of you would be the by-the-books cop and which of you would be the bad ass?
Bruce: Don’t be silly, Jordan. I’d be the bad ass.
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