Jason: For your information, I don’t have an ego. My Facebook photo is a landscape.
Or maybe that’s ‘cause you’re legally dead?
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Reminder on the Watchtower bulletin board: Keep any April Fool’s pranks physically safe, politically balanced, and racially accessible.
Tim: We need to talk.
Steph: Are you breaking up with me?
Tim: Oh, good. Guess we don’t need to talk.
That’s not how you do it, Timothy.
When he first started designing his Nightwing suit…
Dick: I am spending a lot of money on breakaway clothing.
Jason: I’ve been following you. How’d you get the little brat to play football?
Tim: I’m not having a conversation with someone that emerged from a bush.
Jason: Because I’m right?
Tim: No, because I’m not in a commercial for a breakfast cereal!
Making Batfamily home videos…
Jason: Dick, I have to make some adjustments to my film. You’ll play my father.
Dick: I don’t want to be your father.
Jason: Perfect! You already know the lines.
And somewhere in the Manor, Bruce chokes on his coffee.
At the annual Justice League Halloween party…
Superman: Bruce, are you staying for the party?
Batman: If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not because I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
Batman: Happy Halloween. *smoke bomb*
It was a simple question, Bruce.
At a Justice League post-mission celebration…
Hal: *raises a glass for a toast* To the empowerage of words.
Bruce: To the irony of that sentence.
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