Walking in on the guys at Mount Justice be like…
Conner: M’gann! We were just –
Dick: – about to –
Wally: – eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
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Tim: I am not well-adjusted. More often than not, I am barely keeping it together. I am constantly texting… and there is no one at the other end.
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So, when you see Timmy, give him a hug, okay?
While taking cover from gunshots and explosions in a warehouse…
Arsenal: What do you want me to do?
Red Hood: Stay alive, or don’t!
Arsenal: I’m on it!
Fighting with your villanous doppleganger from another Earth be like…
Villain Red Hood: I’ve been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Red Hood: Is it you?
Villain Red Hood: Yes.
Red Hood: Why would you tell me that?
On what happened to the Batcave after “Final Crisis”…
Clark [to Bruce]: After you disappeared, it was closed for sentimental reasons. And also asbestos reasons.
Investigating a supervillain’s lair be like…
Maps: Creepy.
Damian: I don’t know… Add some bats and a gigantic coin and this is my Father’s cave.
Trying his best to be supportive of his outlaw son…
Bruce [to Jason]: As long as you’re happy… I’m unsettled.
Weighing in on his big brother’s relationship woes…
Tim [to Dick]: I don’t really know how girlfriends work, but I don’t think you have one any more.
Hearing Jason and Tim sniggering behind his back…
Damian: If I go over there, there are gonna be four sounds: me hitting you both… twice.
Black Mask: You’re pathological!
Jason: It’s too late for flattery.
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