Flirting with Batman be like…
Zatanna: I’m turned on by how logical you are.
Batman: I’m comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
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Jason: *after getting slapped by Steph* What did I do to deserve that?! Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Tim: I didn’t say it was you. I said it was a crazy, gun-toting, formerly redheaded zombie.
Afternaths in Gotham City be like…
Commissioner Gordon: Will someone please call all the ambulances?
Why the rest of the Batfamily thinks he doesn’t take their discussions seriously…
Jason: If you have anything else to say…
Jason: … say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
On what frustrates him about Jason…
Tim: He died in the 80s. He still uses his phone as a phone!
Trying to convince his family not to have him arrested…
Red Hood: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
When you’re desperate to win a young Detective over to your side…
Red Robin: You’ve got to let me out!
Ra’s al Ghul: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
Having an overbearing son be like…
Bruce: I thought I told you to stop reading my e-mails.
Damian: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
On what he admires most about his best friend, Jason…
Roy: See, that’s what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
Reconciling with your best friend (and trying to play it cool) be like…
Jason: So, how about we make a couple of ground rules.
Roy: Actually, that sounds good. Okay, no hugs.
Jason: Wouldn’t want one. No apologies.
Roy: Wouldn’t accept one.
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