When asked what it’s like being a superhero for over 75 years…
Batman: Once you make a grown man pee his pants, you start to think about where your life is headed.
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When asked to describe his best friend…
Wally: Dick Grayson is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
At the Kent Farm…
Damian: *gets a hug from Jon*
At Wayne Manor…
Dick: *receives a text message* Little D: I need help reacting to something.
He’s… not used to affection.
At the Kent Farm…
Damian: *gets a hug from Jon*
At Wayne Manor…
Dick: *receives a text message* Little D: I need help reacting to something.
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He’s… not used to affection.
Superman: You don’t have a patent on being a control freak, Bruce!
Batman: I sort of do.
He sort of does.
Batman: *taps The Flash on the shoulder*
Batman: Selina and I are together. That makes this the perfect timeline.
He’s just putting it out there, Barry, just in case you plan on time traveling any time soon.
Visiting your brother at Blackgate Penitentiary to give him a top secret escape code be like…
Tim: *stares at a bearded Jason through the glass partition*
Jason: *stares back*
Tim: *smirks*
Jason: *grins and takes the phone off the hook*
Tim: *follows suit*
Jason: Do you know how long someone who is as sarcastic as I am would last in prison? Suuuuuuch a long time.
Oh, he’ll last alright, but for completely different reasons.
Standing up for your younger brother be like…
Red Hood: Just a teenager, Bruce? Well, that “teenager” *points at Red Robin* saved my life.
Red Hood: Granted, it was in a video game…
Red Hood: *does a thing*
Arsenal: See, that’s what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
Getting off duty and finding an intruder in your apartment be like…
Dick: *walking into the dark kitchen, taking off his BPD uniform*
Dick: *pauses when he notices the light*
Dick: *carefully grabs an escrima stick from a hidden compartment in the cupboard*
Dick: *prepares to pounce on the intruder behind the open refrigerator door…*
Dick: aaaaAAHHHH… Huh?
Red Hood: *blinks*
Dick: *blinks*
Red Hood: *mouth stuffed with donuts and face covered in sugar sprinkles*
Red Hood: What are you, the donut police? Because if you are, you’re legally bound to tell me, or else it’s entrapment.
Don’t judge your brother, Dick. Beating up criminals can really build up an appetite.
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