Batman: *tiredly rubbing his eyes*
Nightwing and the rest of the Team: …
Batman: Do you want to see the bill on your tactical mission? It’s longer than my copy of “Atlas Shrugged”.
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Tam: Tim, I fell for you after you fixed my phone and before I found out you could defuse bombs with computer viruses.
When your super-powered colleagues beg you to teach them your “edgy” ways…
Green Lantern: How’s that field training with Barry going?
Batman: Let me put it this way, Jordan: he makes you look like a natural-born vigilante.
Wally: *scoffs* Don’t listen to Dick. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. The guy eats cereal with a fork.
Commissioner Gordon: *watches as Batman grapplehooks out of view*
Commissioner Gordon: *blows out some smoke, flicks his dying cigarette away and crushes it with his shoe*
Commissioner Gordon: *clears his throat and yells into the night sky* You just hate saying goodbye like a normal person, don’t you?
Superman: *clears his throat awkwardly* Because I value our relationship, Bruce, I need to be frank with you: We are in a fight.
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We know where Jon gets it from.
Nightwing: I need your help on a super top secret mission.
Beast Boy: Do I get to parachute out of a plane as a wild horse?
Nightwing: No, you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear an ear piece.
Beast Boy: Sold!
When your best friend decides to move out of the safe house you’ve been sharing…
Roy: Where ya gonna go?
Jason: I don’t know. I gotta finish packing up and then I’m gonna head out that door, dude, and I’m just gonna open myself up to the universe.
Roy: So, moving back to Batman’s?
Jason:
Jason: Yeah. Yeah, pretty much straight over.
When Batman starts to notice that Robin’s been spending more and more time at Kent Farm…
Lois: You did steal his son. You’re his nemesis.
Clark: *sighs* I hate being his nemesis. Maybe I should take him out for coffee.
When Nightwing’s away, the other Robins will play…
Jason: *holding a bound, gagged, and very bored-looking Damian upside down* Permission to drop the little twerp into a deep, dark hole, Sir?
Tim: Granted.
Damian: -Tt-
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