Batfamily strategy meetings be like…
Tim: Listen, I’m an integral member of this team and my voice needs to be heard.
Jason: Your pre-pubescent girl screams are going to be duly noted.
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Damian: *smirks* Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you.
Jon: Maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room at night!
Leaving a message on your best friend’s voicemail be like…
Jason [to Roy]: I know I was a jerk the other night…
Jason: Which I am fully ready to blame on alcohol or global warming or my allergy to neon.
Batman: So, how’d it go?
Commissioner Gordon: Oh, for – ! I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people???
Dick: Tim’s bringing someone to the gala tonight.
Jason: Like a real someone or an imaginary someone?
Nightwing: You stole my ID?
Red Hood: I borrowed it to re-activate it. Sorry I couldn’t wipe the idiot grin off your face with Photoshop.
Dick: Tim is not wrong very often…
Damian: But he is annoying all the time. -Tt-
Dancing with your “fiancé” at a Wayne Enterprises gala be like…
Tam: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Tim: Right. Apparently I learned the girls’ part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
Tam: I’m sorry I yelled at you.
Tim: It was our first fight. You know, it’s a big step if our relationship were remotely real.
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