When asked about his philosophy in life…
Wally: If you love something, let it go. And if it comes back, you can eat it.
Uhhhh. Right.
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Dick: You seriously don’t do any core work?
Jason: Just sitting up to reach the remote.
Little Wing never skips Leg Day, though.
Roy: *finds his best friend bent over on the floor in the safe house*
Jason: If you would use a plate when you’re eating taquitos, I wouldn’t have to scrub the floors, would I?
When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
Jason and Damian: *watching Tim, who stares as Tam walks away, then looks down, dumbfounded, at his hands holding a piece of paper with her number on it*
Tim: *stares into space* Nice.
Jason: Why don’t we give Timbo a couple of minutes to realize that he’s in the real world?
Red Robin: Did Nightwing and Red Hood turn off their mics?
Robin: I did. Those two gab like little school girls on the field. It’s murder on the ears.
Superboy: You’re incredible! Is that your Robin training?
Red Robin: Duck Hunt, Nintendo.
Arsenal: *carrying an unconscious thug* Geez, this guy’s heavy.
Red Hood: Well, bad guys don’t count carbs, buddy.
Batman [to Superman]: I should tell you, I’m always right. It’s annoying, but it’s true.
After watching Batman train some new members of the Green Lantern Corps…
Hal: How do you do that? You command respect.
Bruce: No. I take it.
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