Wally: There’s nothing I won’t do for thirty dollars and a sandwich… Or just a sandwich.
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Roy: You know, a couple’s first fight actually sets the tone for all future arguments. Trust me, I’m going through it right now myself.
Dick: You and Kori?
Roy: Nah. Me and Jason, actually.
Angsty zombie bros before beatiful alien girlfriends.
Damian: Because I value our familial association, Drake, I need to be frank with you. We are in a fight.
He’s… improving.
In a bar at The Bowery, Gotham City…
Red Robin: *walks in*
Red Hood: Timbers, what are you doing here all alone? There’s no one here but scoundrels, assassins, and warlords… Scum of the Earth.
Bartender: Ah, Mr. Hood, your usual?
Jason: Talk to me, Dames. You seem more angry and unhappy than usual, which is tough because you’re a curmudgeonly little guy.
Red Hood: Let me show you who the real Jason Todd is. I promise I make a fantastic… third impression.
Roy: I see what’s going on here. You’re afraid I’m just gonna sit around the safe house eating Fritos all day because Kori’s gone.
Jason: I thought it might be Cheetos, but yeah.
Owlman: Would you be willing to sacrifice your life to protect Batman?
Nightwing: My only regret is that I have one life to give.
Overheard from within a missile silo…
Red Hood: Roy, are you seriously about to disarm a nuclear bomb using fruit juice?
Ground: *tremors*
Red Hood: Did you feel that?
Red Robin: I haven’t felt anything in years.
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