Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
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Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Cyborg: I’m not a machine!
Cyborg: … Okay, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
After finding out the Dark Knight’s true identity…
Superman: You always walk around angry, Batman. I should have known you had a secret.
At the Titans Tower…
Superboy: So, am I member of the team?
Robin: Let’s walk before you run, Kent. Maybe crawl before that.
Red Hood: We are up against the best security in the world.
Red Robin: Our own.
Will you two stop trying to break into your little brother’s room at the Manor?
Batman: If I can’t do this, then what will I be?
Alfred: Then you’ll be Bruce Wayne. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Searching for Batman while he was trapped in the timestream be like…
Red Hood: Yeah, okay, so we didn’t find Bruce, but maybe we found a new dumpling house, huh? Huh?
See that glare your brothers are giving you? You’re not really helping, Jay.
Selina: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Bruce: No. I either leave or they die.
Painfully true, though.
Nightwing: Um…
Red Robin: …
Robin: …
Nightwing: I don’t know how to say this exactly, but please don’t kill each other.
This has been a daily reminder from your friendly neighborhood older brother.
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