Jason: *takes a sip from Tim’s mug*
Jason [to Tim]: This coffee is intense! Did you hit it with a flamethrower?
He can’t tell anymore, Jay. All that coffee has probably burned off the nerve endings in his mouth.
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Tim: *sobbing by the Batcomputer*
Jason:
Jason: Hey, Timbo?
Tim: *wiping away tears* Yeah?
Jason: If you ever want to not talk about it, I’m your guy, okay?
Batman: Jason, I’ve been looking for you.
Red Hood: You know, you’ve got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news.
Wally: We don’t get to choose our parents.
Dick: *watching Bruce talking to Alfred*
Dick: Sometimes we do.
Tim: *sobbing by the Batcomputer*
Jason:
Jason: Hey, Timbo?
Tim: *wiping away tears* Yeah?
Jason: If you ever want to not talk about it, I’m your guy, okay?
Green Lantern: Hey, Bats, you got a second?
Batman: One Mississippi.
And when he’s in a good mood, he’ll give you a “hn” at the end. That’s, like, an extra 0.000001 s.
Red Robin: *reading a case file on the Batcomputer* This crew’s terrorizing their way across the country.
Red Hood: Yeah? Well, Gotham’s their last stop.
Wally: We don’t get to choose our parents.
Dick: *watching Bruce talking to Alfred*
Dick: Sometimes we do.
Batman: Jason, I’ve been looking for you.
Red Hood: You know, you’ve got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news.
Jason: *takes a sip from Tim’s mug*
Jason [to Tim]: This coffee is intense! Did you hit it with a flamethrower?
He can’t tell anymore, Jay. All that coffee has probably burned off the nerve endings in his mouth.
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