When your brother tells you to butt out of his fights…
Jason: It’s not my problem, Tim? I’m the one who had to go between you and Damian’s sword.
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Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?
Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!
Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.
Tim: Never in all my life have I been that humiliated.
Damian: I beg to differ.
Jason: Yeah. Me, too.
Nightwing:
Batman:
Nightwing: *grins*
Batman: *sighs*
Nightwing: Do I have clearance to hug you now?
Batman: You do.
Alfred: Be careful, Master Bruce.
Bruce: Of what?
Alfred: Don’t replace a child you lost with a child you can’t save.
Bruce [about Jessica]: Did she ever mention anyone that she felt uncomfortable around, was afraid of?
Simon: Yeah, you.
Because even Green Lanterns sometimes fear big, black Bats.
Roy: Oh, crap!
Jason: *playing with Lian* What?
Roy: I just took this baby-proofing quiz and our safe house is a death trap.
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