Roy: Oh, crap!
Jason: *playing with Lian* What?
Roy: I just took this baby-proofing quiz and our safe house is a death trap.
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Superman: You know you’re in trouble when Batman thinks you’re in trouble.
Nightwing:
Batman:
Nightwing: *grins*
Batman: *sighs*
Nightwing: Do I have clearance to hug you now?
Batman: You do.
Tim: Never in all my life have I been that humiliated.
Damian: I beg to differ.
Jason: Yeah. Me, too.
Beast Boy: What was I supposed to do? Psychically predict that we’d be on lockdown?
Kid Flash: I swear, Gar, if we run out of food, I am eating you first!
When your brother tells you to butt out of his fights…
Jason: It’s not my problem, Tim? I’m the one who had to go between you and Damian’s sword.
Batfamily training sessions…
Nightwing: Rule number three: Save lives first; worry about consequences later.
Describing your family to a friend be like…
Jason: Oh, Tim’s actually a really smart kid. He’s stupid as heck, but he’s really smart.
Artemis: Did you hear what you just said?
Speedster training…
Kid Flash [to Impulse]: Rule number one: Every successful run ends with junk food.
Steph: Damian called me a “blonde”.
Tim: Well, you are.
Steph: I don’t think he was being observational.
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