When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
Pettily arguing with your father figure in public…
Red Hood [to a police officer]: Got a crime scene right here! Batman just killed the mood.
Iris: Cosmic treadmill?
Barry: Only to go back and fall in love with you all over again.
Alfred: Now, Master Dick, be charming, but not too charming.
Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.
Or, you know, Batman not to be too dark and broody.
While watching Roy fly around the safe house on Bizarro’s back…
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Jason: *grinning* Yeah, like six times.
Your genius best friend and his genius experiments…
Jason: *walks by*
Jason: …
Jason: Dude, did you set your hair on fire again?
Roy: *placing a damp cloth on his soot-covered and partially bald head*
Roy: No, that was just one time. It’s just that, I’m so good looking, I’m literally smoking hot.
When you’ve been slaving over a case for an entire week and are just so done and don’t need any more bullsh*t…
Tim: *stares at the number of missed calls from Damian on his phone*
Tim: *sighs*
Tim: The worst thing I thought I was going to be facing was working without Bruce, and then you called.
Red Hood: *bruised, singed, and glaring*
Arsenal: Look on the bright side, Jaybird: chicks dig scars.
Still doesn’t justify trying out your new “toys” and burning down the safe house, Roy.
Batman and Robin, a saga…
Batman: I didn’t do this to hurt you. I did it to protect you.
Robin: Then why am I so angry?
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