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When your sleep-deprived, teenaged brother won’t come out of his room for three days straight…

Jason: *flips the light open*

Tim: *hisses*

Jason: You’re indoors and it’s dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Mornings at the Manor…

Jason: *munching*

Damian: *munching*

Jason: *stops munching*

Jason: *stares at Damian*

Damian: *stops munching*

Damian: *frowns*

Jason: Do you always eat kale for breakfast? Because that is just wrong.

Damian: -Tt-

When your adoptive father and eldest brother question how you and Red Robin caused 5-million-dollars-worth of property damage on a simple recon mission…

Red Hood: Because we’re awesome and you two suck. Next question.

When your old team meets your new team…

Arsenal: *flying around the safe house on Bizarro’s back*

Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?

Red Hood: *grinning proudly* Yeah, like six times.

Releasing your grandson into the wild that is the Wayne Enterprises gala…

Alfred: *straightening Dick’s bowtie* Now, Master Richard, be charming but not too charming.

Dick: That’s like asking Superman not to be too super.

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Or his adoptive father not to be too broody.

Family Patrol Night…

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we’ve got this.

Batman: *hears an explosion in the background*

Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Batboys out. *click*

Red Robin: *click*

Batman:

Batman: *groans*