When a highly dangerous supervillain’s in town and your overprotective adoptive father orders you to “stay out of it”…
Nightwing: *noiselessly drops down from the ceiling in the middle of a heavily guarded warehouse*
Batman: *bruised, bloodied, bound to a metal contraption and on the verge of losing consciousness* D-Dick, what are you –
Nightwing: *disables the handcuffs* If you wanted a binding agreement, we should have pinky-sweared.
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Batfather’s Day…
Batman: *opens a blood-stained greeting card with a bullet hole in the middle*
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
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In which Alfred gets teary-eyed from seeing the biggest grin he’s seen on his son’s face in years (and the card he himself got from his grandson).
Because it’s almost that time of the year.
Family Patrol Night…
Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: You can fire us both for insubordination if you want, but we’ve got this.
Batman: *hears an explosion in the background*
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Batboys out. *click*
Red Robin: *click*
Batman:
Batman: *groans*
Batman: *turning on the Comm Link* Di –
Nightwing: *dropping down from the ceiling* Here I am, roguishly handsome and at your service. What do you need?
When you walk in to see your older brother all dressed up for a date…
Jason: I feel like I just walked into a bad episode of “Miami Vice”.
Dick: *folding the sleeves of his white blazer and twisting his spit curl* First of all, there are no bad episodes of “Miami Vice”.
Just like there are no bad episodes in Richard Grayson’s closet. Amaright? (Anyone? No?)
Red Hood: *getting frisked by Black Mask’s henchmen as he enters the compound*
Red Hood: “Lift up your shirt, pull off your boots.” Under normal circumstances, I’d like where this was heading.
When your eldest brother gives you sage advice…
Dick: The most worthwhile things in life are often the most difficult to get. For example – *his mobile phone rings, a picture of Barbara flashes on the screen*
Dick: Wow, this really is a smart phone.
When you visit an old friend and decide to check out one of the city’s “local destinations”…
At the Iceberg Lounge…
Attractive Young Woman: So, you rich or something?
Hal: I’m not Bruce Wayne-rich, but I do okay.
Batfather’s Day…
Batman: *opens a blood-stained greeting card with a bullet hole in the middle*
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
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In which Alfred gets teary-eyed from seeing the biggest grin he’s seen on his son’s face in years (and the card he himself got from his grandson).
Green Lantern (Guy): Can I say something that will probably annoy you?
Green Lantern (John): Since when do you ask for permission?
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