Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *bangs fists on kitchen island* Loser wears a dress to the Titans Tower for a week!
Damian: *talks with mouth full of tofu* And why stop there? Loser also shaves his head! Or are you chicken?
Tim: You’re on, little turd bucket!
Jason: *shrugs*
Jason: *continues to read newspaper in peace*
Jason: *spots Bruce walking out of Damian’s room with an empty glass*
Jason: A warm glass of milk for the little brat?
Bruce: It helps your brother sleep.
Jason: How about the sound of your voice? It works on me.
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yes, Babs? Either there’s a dead body or you just wanna hear my sultry voice.
Barbara [about a criminal mastermind]: I can’t believe how many lives were ruined over one woman’s need to protect her family’s reputation.
Jason: You’ll never have this problem between Bruce and myself. Our family reputation’s already in ruins.
Jason: *spots Damian at the Batcomputer* Are you looking at kittens again?
Damian: No. I use Drake’s computer for that.
Green Lantern: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Batman: I don’t have a magnifying glass.
Green Lantern: Isn’t that standard issue for detectives?
Batman: No, not since Sherlock Holmes.
Overheard at the weekly Gotham City Rogues Gallery meeting…
[about Batman]: … This guy’s got contingency plans for his contingency plans. It’s like we’re battling a super villain!
Beast Boy: What are you ladies doing?
Starfire: Raven is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Beast Boy: I think you mean –
Raven: Save your breath. I’ve been correcting her all morning.
Red Robin: Who are you calling?
Red Hood: My guy in the CIA.
Red Robin: You have a guy in the CIA?
Red Hood: When are you going to learn? I have a guy everywhere.
Robin [on the Comm Link]: Father, where are you? Are you all right?
Robin: Father, call us right away.
Robin: Father, can I go see “Star Wars” with Jon on Friday?
Batman: Your concern is touching.
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