Jason: I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me.
Tim: Now, that’s not hard to believe.
Jason: Walked right into that one.
Dick: Uh-huh.
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Batman: My gut says it’s not him, but we need to check his alibi.
Hellblazer: Oh, so you don’t believe in fate, but your “gut” has magical properties?
At St. Hadrian’s Finishing School for Girls…
Matron: *observes as Agent 37 swings from bar to bar during gymnastics class*
Matron: I knew there was something I didn’t like about him.
Students: *oooohs and ahhhhs*
Matron: *narrows eyes* Too pretty.
Students: *squeal in delight as Agent 37 does a triple somersault*
Matron: *snaps a pen she’s been holding in half* Bet he takes yoga classes just so he can pick up girls. Probably subscribes to the Gotham Gazette but doesn’t even read it, just leaves a copy laying out where people can see it.
Superman: Red Hood. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Batman’s team.
Red Hood: Well, it would be great if you would call him and remind him of that from time to time.
Red Hood: *helps Red Robin stand up* Are you in any pain?
Red Robin: Well, not nearly as much as you. It’s killing you, isn’t it?
Red Hood: What?
Red Robin: Having to wait this long to tell me how you awesomely kicked down that steel door.
Red Hood: You want me to start from the beginning?
Batgirl: You know, Jason, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life…
Red Hood: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.
Batgirl: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
After becoming a staple in Justice League missions…
Superman: You’ve got quite a record, Jason.
Wonder Woman: Bruce must be proud.
Red Hood: Yeah. He hangs all my mug shots on the fridge.
Dick: You’re such a metrosexual.
Jason: Yeah, well, better than being a “pin-up boy”.
Dick: So, you’ve heard? And it’s “man”, Jay. “Pin-up man”.
He takes pride in his looks, Jay.
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Wait, did you just use the word “veritable” in a sentence?
Oracle: Yes, I did.
Nightwing: Sexy.
Oracle: You should hear me say “fallacious”.
Red Hood: Uh. *shuts off earpiece*
Red Robin: Gross. *shuts off earpiece*
Robin: -Tt- *shuts off earpiece*
Rescuing rogues be like…
Nightwing: How’re you doing, Dr. Quinzel?
Harley Quinn: Shhhh! My body is speaking.
Nightwing: What’s it saying?
Harly Quinn: It’s saying, “Somebody shot me”.
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