Batgirl: Jason, are you having a breakdown?
Red Hood: Not a breakdown, Babs. A breakthrough.
Red Hood: I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
Batgirl: I’m waiting for the “breakthrough”.
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Let the courtship commence…
Selina: … I also accept cash, chocolates, and jewelry.
Bruce: Duly noted.
Batman and Superman: *arguing*
Martian Manhunter: …
Martian Manhunter [to Wonder Woman]: Do they know that they’re finishing each other’s sentences?
After taking one of those internet friendship quizzes…
Clark: *reads results* “judging and disapproving”
Clark: *turns to Bruce* You are so my “work wife”.
At the annual Justice League Camping Trip…
Hal: *animatedly telling the team a story by the bonfire*
Bruce:
Hal: *pauses*
Bruce:
Hal: *narrows eyes*
Bruce:
Hal: *points a marshmallow-covered stick at him* Don’t ruin my story with your logic.
Batman:
Green Lantern:
Batman: …
Batman: What I said was not confusing enough for your face to be doing what it’s doing.
Batman: My job is not to make friends, it is to stop bad things from happening.
Rescuing civilians in your 80′s superhero suit be like…
Nightwing: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you’d make that mistake.
Jon: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had?
Damian: You.
Don’t be rude, Dami.
GCPD rooftop…
Batman: I heard you made an interesting arrest today. Want to talk about it?
Commissioner Gordon: *lights a cigarette* No.
Batman: Okay, keep holding all that in. You’re going to get an ulcer.
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