Discussing the Robin legacy…
Tim: They say genius skips a generation.
Dick: Apparently, so does funny.
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“Batman v Superman”, a summary…
Batman: I thought you were the bad guy.
Superman: If I were the bad guy, you would be dead by now.
After listening to his sassy best friend “negotiate” with a mob boss over the phone…
Arsenal: *putting on a bulletproof vest*
Red Hood: What are you doing?
Arsenal: Bracing myself to shield you from a hail of bullets.
Damian: Don’t miss me too much.
Tim:
Damian: The dog. Not you.
Batman: So, we can narrow our suspects down to rich men with good taste.
Superman: Are you saying you’re a suspect?
Jason [to Dick, about Bruce]: Don’t you see? He’s feeding you enough truth so it’s easier to swallow the lies!
Bruce [to Selina]: You know what I thought when I first met you? You were a mystery I was never going to solve.
When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…
Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*
Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.
Kyle: I did, too.
Green Lantern: Come on, Bats, isn’t there anything you’d like to do with those Bat-cuffs besides tying up criminals?
Batman: No. But there is one hot, wild, kinky thing that I do like doing: putting killers behind bars.
Green Lantern: See? You’re already a tease! You’re halfway there.
Superman: Until tomorrow, Bruce!
Batman: Can’t you just say “‘Night”?
Superman: I’m a journalist. “’Night” is boring. “Until tomorrow” is more hopeful.
Batman: Well, I am the Night. ‘Night. *grapple-hooks away*
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