And the “Big Brother of the Year” Award goes to…
Jason: *watching surveillance footage of Robin “dealing” with a criminal*
Jason [to Tim]: I wouldn’t have done it, you know? What he did.
Jason: I would have just stood there and watched it.
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What civilians think Gotham City villains fight about: Power. Money. Territory. Batman.
What Gotham City villains actually fight about:
The Riddler [to Penguin]: Oh, yeah? Well, I was featured in the GCPD calendar!
When Jason contemplates giving Damian a sword from his private collection at the safe house for his teenaged brother’s birthday…
Tim: That’s like throwing gasoline on fireworks.
Dick: My loft is overrun with redheads.
Dickie, your life is overrun with redheads.
Batman urban legends be like…
Batman: *working on the Watchtower computer*
GL Jessica: Do you think I should go talk to him?
GL Simon: No! He will eat you alive.
Steph [to Tim]: How can you be so smart and so clueless at the same time?
Batman: *comes home, tattered and bruised, to find the Batcomputer de-powered, his case files securely locked away (somewhere), and dinner in plain view with the words “Eat” legibly written in script on a Post-it beside it*
Batman: …
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: The butler did it!
Why Red Hood still gets grounded from patrolling…
Jason [to Bruce]: *gesturing excitedly to a passed-out Tim slobbering all over the Batcomputer keyboard* This’ll be his first hangover. This is a milestone, Bruce!
Jason: Playing with dolls, are we?
Damian: They are action figures, Todd.
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
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