Planning your vigilante wedding be like…
Selina [to Bruce]: Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.
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Batman: *about to enter Bane’s sanctuary*
Catwoman: I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so don’t do anything crazy in there, okay?
Batman: Don’t worry. I think I’ve already hit my crazy quota for the day.
Batman: Selina, I’m not proposing to you so you’ll stay away from the streets or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you.
Red Robin: You backed me up without even knowing my play.
Red Hood: That’s what brothers do.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Trying to impress your father figure on Father’s Day be like…
Batman: *in the Batcave, holding a bloodstained card with a bullet hole*
Red Hood [to Bruce, on the Comm Link]: Did you see the hearts? It took me, like, six minutes.
Justice League meetings be like…
Green Lantern: Where’s Bats?
Superman: He couldn’t make it.
Green Lantern: Good.
In Nathan Fillion’s voice, too.
When you finally discover why your kitchen cabinets always wind up empty…
Dick: *notices a red streak followed by a flicker of yellow light cross his living room in half a second*
Dick: *loudly* Maybe my apartment’s being invaded by some sort of super rat.
Rescuing civilians in your 80′s superhero suit be like…
Nightwing: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you’d make that mistake.
Or, you know what? He could’ve been wearing his BPD uniform.
Bruce and Clark’s friendship, a summary…
Bruce: You want me to outlive you? That’s… very thoughtful.
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