When you bring your best friend along to one of those Wayne Charity Foundation galas…
Roy: I don’t know about you, but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Jason: You do realize you’re wearing a sweater vest, right?
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Wally: *wiggles eyebrows* I love when you get angry.
Artemis: *glares*
Wally: I mean at other people, not at me.
When your fiancé’s friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Hal: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Bruce: No, it’s just you.
Nightwing [about a suspect]: It’s as though he’s turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Oracle: Now, that doesn’t sound familiar, does it?
Justice League strategy meetings be like…
Hellblazer: *raises a hand* Might I suggest a sacrificial altar?
Batman: No, you may not.
Gotham City Tour Guide: This place, you can get hepatitis just by breathing the air.
Red Robin: *with a singed suit and half his cowl blown off, dragging half a Ducati motorcycle across the Batcave*
Alfred: …
Red Robin: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to my room and wallow in what is perhaps the most disappointing day of my crime-solving career.
Arguing with your broody best friend be like…
Clark: Bruce, Lois is hormonal because she’s pregnant. What’s your excuse?
When you ask your best friend for half…
Wally [to Dick]: Dude, they’re donuts. Either you’re all-in or you’re all-out.
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