“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…
Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.
Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.
Tag: source: burn notice
That time your best frend hit rock bottom…
Jason: You’re really hard to shop for, Roy. What do you get the guy who has, well, nothing?
When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*
Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.
Breaking into LexCorp…
Superboy: There is nooo way we can get through that door fast enough to get the jump on him.
Robin: Who said we were using the door?
He’s a Batkid, Jon.
Family Patrol Night…
Batman: I will go in and do this quietly.
Red Hood: Well, if that doesn’t work, we will come in to make some noise. *cocks guns*
Nightwing: *lights up escrima sticks*
Red Robin: *twirls bo staff*
Robin: *brandishes sword*
Bonus:
Superman: *hovers and winks*
When you’re in the middle of a Justice League meeting, but you’re trying hard to remember if you’ve picked up your wife’s clothes at the dry cleaner’s…
Hal: Psst. Hey, Barry. Can I get an invite?
Barry: To what?
Hal: To the party in your head.
Tim [to Damian]: I hope you’re never in a situation where your survival is dependent on your ability to understand relationships. You would be dead in seconds.
After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Jason: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
When your brother shows up at your Nest unannounced…
Tim: I don’t care if you burn me, or electrocute me, or whatever it is you’re thinking!
Jason: Relax, Tim, I just want to borrow your toaster.
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