When your brother’s starting to go into Brood Mode, but you’re in the middle of a battle for your lives…
Red Hood [to Red Robin]: You can beat yourself up about it later, I will help!
Tag: source: burn notice
After the nth Batfamily strategy meeting that week…
Red Hood: Okay, Timbo, that’s fine. But if you change the plan again, you will hurt my feelings and then I will have to hurt your everything.
Stakeout…
Arsenal: *cracks open a cold one* Hey, want a beer?
Red Hood: Nah. I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
When Batman lectures him on his “unacceptable behavior”…
Red Hood: *shuts eyes in mock anticipation*
Red Hood: You’re working your way to a point, I can just feel it.
“Safe house hunting” for you and your best friend…
Realtor [about Jason]: Don’t worry. A lot of men don’t really focus until it is time to negotiate.
Roy: Well, that man doesn’t focus unless an international conspiracy is threating to ruin his life.
Supervillain: How did you know my name?
Red Robin: It’s called “research”, big boy. Knowledge is power.
How Batman really gets answers…
Batman:
Villain:
Batman: Please.
Villain: Don’t look at me like that! It’s unsettling when you are that sincere! Fine!
Batman: I know what it’s like to save someone close to you by selling your soul a piece at a time.
Why Jason should consider installing a peephole…
Tim: If you’re thinking of shooting through the door, please don’t. It’s Tim.
Batman: [name of any superhero], you can do anything you put your mind to.
Batman: Or at least anything I put your mind to.
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