Batman: *working on a case by himself in the Hall of Justice*
Superman and Wonder Woman: *watching him*
Superman: *whispering* The good news is, he’s the best at what he does.
Wonder Woman: *whispering back* The bad news is, he knows it.
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Checking to see if your little brother plans to join the family dinner be like…
Tim: *on the other side of Damian’s bedroom door* Name calling is not the same as giving an answer!
Arsenal: You never talk about Bat–
Red Hood: That’s because there are seven billiON MORE INTERESTING SUBJECTS ON THE PLANET.
The Young Justice motto…
Robin: *looking from “Batman calling” on his communicator to a bomb detonator next to a contraband-filled supervillain warehouse*
Robin [to the rest of the team]: Well, if we’re going to be accused of it, we might as well do it.
The Flash: Hal, Batman’s been looking for you all morning.
Green Lantern: What does he want?
The Flash: I don’t know, but he’s dressed strangely.
Green Lantern: Really? How can you tell?
Fighting with your best friend be like…
Red Robin: Kon, I am a great friend! I am a fantastic friend! I am the Rachel of “Friends” if Rachel were a boy!
Superboy:
Superboy: You used to be so smart.
Steph: *smoothes out her cocktail dress, glances at the grandfather clock leading to the Batcave, and wonders if they’d make it to their reservation on time*
Steph: *sighing lovingly while watching Tim, who’s reknotting his tie for the nth time, nearly strangle himself*
Steph: Give me a stupid genius over a smart idiot any day.
Arriving late to a Batfamily briefing (and ignoring your adoptive father’s glare) be like…
Red Hood: *tipping an imaginary hat* Ladies, gentlemen. Don’t get up, I wouldn’t for you.
Tim: *wide-eyed and gingerly trying to put down his coffee mug with a trembling hand* There’s nothing scarier than realizing that your brain is plotting against you.
Black Mask: I had no idea that the infamous Red Hood could be bought.
Red Hood: For a quarter of a billion dollars, not only can I be bought, you can gift-wrap me, too.
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