At a Batfamily meeting…
Red Robin: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.
Red Hood: Timbers, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.
Red Robin: *wiggling his eyebrows* Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
Nightwing: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?
Robin: Case 52ABX… -Tt- We have to find a way to abbreviate this thing.
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Jason trying to convince Bruce to let him handle a case…
Jason: Bruce, with all due respect, this is an epic case. It’s (partly) the reason I became the Red Hood. Hunting down a murderer, recovering millions in stolen money, rapelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.
Bruce: Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth?
Jason: It’s called a chopper. And the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. And that’s how it’s going down.
Jason going undercover as a waiter at Batburger after Bruce suspended him from a case…
Jason: Pardon me. Did one of you order the Hot Plate of Justice?
Bruce: Jason, what are you doing here?
Jason: Saving Gotham City from a maniacal –
Customer: Um, excuse me? Are those my eggs?
Jason: You kind of interrupted an incredible moment, but here, take that.
Batman [to The Flash (Wally) and Green Lantern (Kyle)]: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Green Lantern: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Red Hood: *peeks from behind a crate at a group of burly men in state-of-the-art armor guarding the warehouse entrance*
Red Hood: *whispering* How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Red Robin: *studying a digital blueprint of the warehouse* I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it: the vents.
Red Hood: *stuffs his revolvers back into their holsters and nods enthusiastically* Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Red Robin:
Red Robin: No. We’re going to climb through them.
Red Hood: Even better! Classic use of vents.
Bruce [about Clark]: He makes me feel so small!
Alfred: Well, who cares what he thinks? You’re Batman! You’re a grown man!
Alfred: Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.
Detective Montoya: What are you doing, Red?! You just blew my cover!
Red Hood: Or did I save your life?
Montoya: Or did you compromise an investigation and piss off a police officer?!
Red Hood: I’m sensing from your tone it’s that one.
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