During Batman and Green Arrow’s days as “The Brave and the Bold”…
Oliver: I’d also like to apologize for my partner. His parents didn’t give him enough attention.
OLLIE, NO.
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Barbara: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.
Dick: No! That takes all the fun out of it.
Barbara: *glares behind her glasses*
Dick: It’s Jason. He got you a scarf. I’ll make him return it.
Barbara: Yes, you will.
While Tim was stuck in the Fifth Dimension…
Tim: What’s your name?
Mister Mxyzptlk: My name?
Tim: Uh-uh.
Mister Mxyzptlk:
Mxyzptlk.
Tim: Can you spell that please?
Mister Mxyzptlk: M-x-y-z-p-clay.
Tim: Did you say “clay”?
Mister Mxyzptlk: Yes. The “clay” is silent.
Red Hood’s noticeably fidgeting while on a stakeout with Batman…
Bruce: What’s wrong with you?
Jason: Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me!
Duke [about Dick]: Does he always talk this much?
Jason: I just tune it out. It’s like a white noise machine.
Dick: Okay, first of all, that’s racist!
Dick [to a grateful citizen]: That’s how we do it in the
Blüdhaven Police Department, sir. Catch bad guys and look good doing it.
Bruce trying to get sensitive information about a case from Dick…
Dick: I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use the Batcave to practice my dance moves. Second –
Bruce: How about this? If you tell me, I won’t have you suspended by Alfred without allowance.
Dick: Oh, that sounds great.
Clark: Tell me about Tim.
Bruce: Tim Drake is my best Robin. He likes putting away bad guys and he loves solving puzzles. The only puzzle he hasn’t solved is how to grow up.
Clark: That was very well put.
Bruce: I’ve talked a lot about Tim in League-mandated therapy sessions.
Jason [to a thug]: No offense, but you are a huge waste of muscles.
Jason [to Damian]: So you choose your father over me, your brother who hates you?
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