Bruce trying to convince Jason to lay low for a while…
Bruce: No. I don’t think that’s what’s best for you or the team. Not until this blows over.
Jason: And how long will that be?
Bruce: Could be a week. Could be a month.
Jason: Could be a year. Could be a decade. Sorry, we were just saying bigger and bigger numbers.
Tim: You know, some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman’s wedding ring?
Reminded me of this:
But, apparently, as the original Robin, Dick had his moment, too:
Duke: Ugh, constantly getting Bruce’s approval is the worst!
Dick: Yes. I can only imagine.
Babysitting Lian while Roy’s on patrol…
Jason [to himself]: I’m a man with man-hands and a man-brain.
Jason: I should be able to put together a doll house in less than four hours!
Bruce: “Die Hard” is the best hero movie of all time. One man heroically saving the day while every one else stands around and watches. It’s the story of my life.
Dick: Hey, Little Wing. Commissioner Gordon needs someone to fill out a lineup. Will you be Creepy Jay?
Jason: Oh, I love being Creepy Jay. He says what Regular Jay’s thinking.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: Oh, come on, really? I’m a few minutes late so you’re going to call me out in front of everyone?
Bruce: Good idea. Everyone? Gather around. So I can call out Jason in front of you.
Hal: Has anyone ever told you you look just like a statue?
Bruce: Yes.
Going through Jason’s case files…
Bruce: This folder is labelled “Undies, Dirty”.
Jason: So I won’t confuse it with “Undies, Clean”.
Sleep-deprived Tim introducing Jason and himself to Commissioner Gordon…
Tim: Hello, sir! How are you today? I am Detective Right-All-the-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible-Detective.
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