The early days of Red Hood and the Outlaws…
Roy: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your safe house.
Jason: You people already know too much about me.
Roy: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Dick: I want to brush my teeth…
Jason: Dick, it’s been in my mouth!
Tim: That’s the grossest thing I’ve ever heard!
Jason: That’s the grossest thing you’ve ever heard? You caught a guy on the subway with a bag of human ears!
Tim: Your thing’s grosser.
Bruce [about Clark]: He makes me feel so small!
Alfred: Well, who cares what he thinks? You’re Batman! You’re a grown man!
Alfred: Now take your nap. And if I see the lights on in here, I’m going to be very disappointed in you.
Kyle: This gambit was designed to fail. It’s just like in chess. Sometimes in order to win, you’ve got to sacrifice your king.
Wally: That’s exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever played the game?
Steph: Being able to read Tim’s handwriting is a gift.
Steph: A useless, useless gift.
Undercover mission. Figuring out how to apprehend a suspect.
Tim: Give me your hair dryer.
Steph: What?
Barbara: What are you talking about?
Tim: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
Steph: Have you ever met a human woman?
While on patrol…
Bruce: Still waiting, Red Robin.
Tim: It’s just, the target looks exactly like a friend of mine. It’s freaking me out.
Bruce: You have a friend… who’s just a silhouette?
Tim: Yes!
Get some sleep, Timmy.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: Family, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow.
Bruce: Stephanie, you can just write “I didn’t close any” on a piece of paper.
Steph: You got it.
After a Justice League meeting at the Watchtower…
Hal [to Barry]: Well, how do you know he’s even in a bad mood? It’s impossible to read that guy.
Bruce [Flashback, to Hal]: This is the most incompetent, worthless report I have ever read in my life. Get your act together, Lantern, or so help me, you won’t live to see the next crisis.
Hal: It’s like, what’s the guy thinking? You know?
At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: Something to share with the rest of us, Tim?
Tim: No, Bruce. I wasn’t – Jason was the one that was talking!
Jason: Man, you must’ve been the worst fourth grader ever.
Tim: Joke’s on you! I skipped fourth grade.
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