Trying to take the heat off himself…
Jason: Once again, Dick’s butt is the downfall of this family.
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Jason [to Alfred]: I wasn’t hurt that badly. Dr. Thompkins said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
After Red Hood is taken off a case by Batman for disobeying direct orders during patrol…
Bruce: Fine. You can work the case from right here, but you are tied to your desk.
Jason: Tied to my desk? Mr. Grey will see you now, Batman.
Dick: Bruce, I think I speak for all of us when –
Jason and Steph: He doesn’t.
After Batman reprimands Red Hood for disobeying a direct order during patrol…
Jason: Rules are made to be broken.
Bruce: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Dick: Uh, piñatas?
Tim: Glow sticks.
Damian: Karate boards.
Steph: Spaghetti when you have a small pot!
Jason: Rules.
Jason helps Roy figure out who’s blackmailing him…
Roy: Okay. This is everyone I could think of who’d want to mess with my life:
Roy: Perps…
Roy: People I’ve testified against to the Justice League…
Roy: The old guy who lived underneath me when I was learning the Gangnam style dance.
After Batman and Red Hood reconciled, Jason told Bruce about his underground dealings…
Jason: Bruce, this is insane. I don’t do drugs. Sure, a couple of my teeth are loose, but that’s from dental neglect, not meth.
Robin trying to explain his relationship with Batman, who came to visit the Titans Tower…
Dick: That’s my dad. The pointy-eared genius talking right now. I came out of his body. No big deal.
Bruce: You were right all along. I wasn’t mad at you, I was mad at myself, and I took it out on the family.
Bruce: Dick, you’re a genius.
Dick: Oh my goodness, you said it!
Bruce: I heard you practicing in the bathoom.
Dick: Yeah, that makes more sense.
Roy [describing Jason to Kori]: He is so strong, but so gentle. He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres.
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