Jason trolling a heavily sleep-deprived Tim…
Jason: What I’m obsessed with is how you’re bungling this investigation. They should write a song about it called “Welcome to the Bungle”.
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Jason going on a date for the first time since returning as the Red Hood…
Jason: A walk in the park, how romantic. And I know where all the murder spots are.
Isabel: Ah, do you want to see them or avoid them?
Jason: The choice is yours, m’lady.
Superman finally telling the truth about what happened at the end of Final Crisis…
Clark: Batman made me call people and tell them he’s dead to see how they would react.
Jason [about Barbara]: How many times do I have to say it? She’s like a sister!
Roy: That’s what Luke said about Leia!
Jason: Hey, Luke didn’t know. No one knew!
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Clark: Bruce, you’re smiling! It’s very weird. Like seeing a turtle out of its shell.
Jason and Roy eating at a fancy restaurant in Paris during an undercover mission…
Roy [to the waiter]: I’ll have one Lobster Thermidor, extra thermidor on the side.
Roy: I have no idea what I’m ordering.
After returning from disappearing in the Speed Force…
Wally: Almost makes me wanna take things seriously all the time.
Wally:But then I’m like “food, farts, food, whatever”.
Bruce [to Wally and Kyle]: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.
Kyle: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.
Tim: You look happy. Let me guess. Your egg sandwich fell on the floor, and they gave it to you for free.
Jason: No. Can you do that? Why doesn’t everyone just drop their sandwiches on the floor?
Tim: I was trying to insult you.
Jason: And instead you gave me an amazing life hack!
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