At a Batfamily meeting…
Bruce: That’s enough chit chat already.
Jason: Come on. How many people have to die before you start having fun?
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Jason trying to convince Bruce to let him handle a case…
Jason: Bruce, with all due respect, this is an epic case. It’s (partly) the reason I became the Red Hood. Hunting down a murderer, recovering millions in stolen money, rapelling out of a chopper with a knife between my teeth.
Bruce: Why would you jump out of a helicopter with a knife in your mouth?
Jason: It’s called a chopper. And the knife is in my mouth because both of my hands are holding giant machine guns. And that’s how it’s going down.
After being lectured by Bruce and Dick…
Jason: Okay, but just so you know, I think you’re both wrong. Self dismissed.
Wally: A real man doesn’t run from a challenge. I mean, do they run from the bulls in Pamplona?
Bruce: Yes. That’s the whole point of it.
Wally: Seriously? That seems lame.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Jason: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.
Tim: Jason, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.
Jason: Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.
Dick: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?
Jason: Case 52ABX… We gotta find a way to abbreviate this thing.
Bruce: This took a lot of hard work and a lot of late nights. Take the weekend off, Tim.
Tim: Thank you. You know, I actually might. I’m severely sleep deprived and I’m way behind on laundry.
At a Batfamily meeting…
Dick: All right, let’s go over our disguises. I am Malcolm Garfield from Coast City. I came here to stand in the cold outside “The Today Show” holding a sign with a misspelled word on it.
On a typical day at Stately Wayne Manor…
Bruce: Can I help you?
Tim: Argh! Bruce, I didn’t hear you silently sneak up on me.
On the first day Jason and Roy teamed up (again) to form “Heroes for Hire”…
Roy: Jason Todd is back! Chest bump me.
Jason: You don’t want to do this, man.
Roy: No, I really do.
Jason: It hurts you every time.
Roy: No, I know, but I’m fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.
Booster Gold: Batman, hey. You’re looking stoic today. Like a wise, old oak.
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