Roy visiting Jason in Gotham City after their falling out…
Roy: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.
Roy: One –
Roy: Two –
Roy: Three.
Jason:
Roy:
Jason: *walks away*
Roy: Now, see, I’m just disappointed in both of us!
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Arsenal: Now I’m telling my friend how you killed that guy.
Suspect: It was for love.
Red Hood: Cool motive. Still murder.
Guy: All right, Bats. Let me hit you with a little analogy. Are you familiar with race cars?
Bruce: Formula 1 or stock?
Guy: That’s already way more than I know about it.
Jason attempting to troll Bruce…
Jason: Bruce, you’re gonna freak. Yo-Yo Ma is at GCPD and he’s giving out autographs.
Bruce: Yo-Yo Ma is on tour in Australia right now.
Jason: How would you know what?
Tim [internal monologue]: I’m about to solve this case, meet the mayor, then sell my life rights to Ryan Potter so he can play my less attractive brother in the ensuing film.
Batfamily mission update, guest starring Arsenal…
Roy [on the Comm Link]: Jason and I are at the Gotham Docks. There are multiple gun men. They’ve blocked all the exits. They’ve taken the security guards hostage and we’re looking for a place to hide. It’s awesome.
Dick: Awesome?
Roy: Awwwwesomely serious. I am not enjoying this no matter how much it is 100% my favorite movie come to life.
Supergirl: Okay, first of all, Nightwing’a butt is so serious it should be wearing spectacles!
Wally: Oh, man. Batman is pissed! What are we gonna do, Dick?
Dick: Don’t worry. It’s gonna be fine. We just have to turn this debacle into a straight-up “bacle”.
Jason: So, I smash through the window, feet first. There’s glass everywhere, and I say, “Hey, there, sorry for dropping in”. And the best part is, there was nothing on my cheek.
Tim: That’s a weird detail to throw in there.
Jason: You’re a weird detail to throw in there.
Jason going undercover as a waiter at Batburger after Bruce suspended him from a case…
Jason: Pardon me. Did one of you order the Hot Plate of Justice?
Bruce: Jason, what are you doing here?
Jason: Saving Gotham City from a maniacal –
Customer: Um, excuse me? Are those my eggs?
Jason: You kind of interrupted an incredible moment, but here, take that.
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