Tim leaving Jason instructions before going on a mission…
Tim: Also, keep Bruce away from Steph.
Jason: Really? Why?
Tim: He’s always weird around her and it stresses her out. She says he reminds her of those judgemental trees from Lord of The Rings.
Jason: *scoffs* They’re called Ents. Get a life, dweeb.
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Tim leaving Jason instructions before going on a mission…
Tim: Also, keep Bruce away from Steph.
Jason: Really? Why?
Tim: He’s always weird around her and it stresses her out. She says he reminds her of those judgemental trees from Lord of The Rings.
Jason: *scoffs* They’re called Ents. Get a life, dweeb.
Jason: How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Tim: I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it. The vents.
Jason: Ah, blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Tim: No, we’re gonna climb through them.
Jason: Even better. Classic use of vents.
Jason introduces Roy to Bizarro, one of the new Outlaws…
Roy: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Jason. Emphasis on “Iago,” backstabber.
Jason: I’m surprised you’ve read “Othello”.
Roy: What the heck’s “Othello”? I’m calling you the parrot from “Aladdin”.
Jason introduces Roy to Bizarro, one of the new Outlaws…
Roy: I guess that’s your new best friend now, Jaybird. Emphasis on “Iago,” backstabber.
Jason: I’m surprised you’ve read “Othello”.
Roy: What the heck’s “Othello”? I’m calling you the parrot from “Aladdin”.
After taking down a group of thugs…
Batman: I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately? My butler says he hasn’t seen me smile in weeks.
Commissioner Jim Gordon: How much did you smile before that?
Batman: Constantly.
And somewhere back at the Manor, Alfred chokes on his tea.
After taking down a group of thugs…
Batman: I was trying to shield you. Do you know how much stress I’ve been under lately? My butler says he hasn’t seen me smile in weeks.
Commissioner Jim Gordon: How much did you smile before that?
Batman: Constantly.
And somewhere back at the Manor, Alfred chokes on his tea.
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