Jason: As you may know, for the past two years, B and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal? To determine who must call the other an amazing detective-slash-genius.
Bruce: The first year, by sheer dumb luck, Jason eked out a feeble victory.
Jason: And last year I let the boss win because he’s old and sad.
Dick wearing his old “discowing” uniform…
Damian: Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot.
Dick: But… but…
Tim: Yeah, what are you supposed to be, a sassy car mechanic?
Jason: No, come on, he’s clearly the rejected Pop-Tarts mascot, Hairy Pop-Tart.
Dick: I am not! You know who I am!
Bruce: Boys, that’s enough. You’re making Dick feel bad on purpose. He’s Elvis…
Dick: Not even close!
Bruce: … Elvis Stojko, the Canadian figure skater.
Dick: No!!!!
At Tim’s new safehouse, glass shards on the floor…
Tim: It was a sealed window on the fifth floor. You could have just gone in through the door with Dick!
Jason: Yeah, but then what would my catchphrase have been? “Knock, knock? Who’s there? Justice?”
Jason [to Tim]: I told Dick about how I approved of your strategy for breaking up with Steph, and he said that we were “sociopaths.”
Dick: I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www dot ladiesgoodhealthmag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash 8 6 7 5 9 9 9 0 4 backslash 9 4 3 2 ampersand 2 2 5 dot html. Do you know that site?
Jason:: *facepalm*
Tim: *shakes head*
Damian: … Tt.
Dick: I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www dot ladiesgoodhealthmag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash 8 6 7 5 9 9 9 0 4 backslash 9 4 3 2 ampersand 2 2 5 dot html. Do you know that site?
Jason: *facepalm*
Tim: *shakes head*
Damian: … Tt.
Jason: Don’t let Cass fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Kyle: No way.
Cass: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Jason: Don’t let Cass fool you, she’s not that scary. She used to do ballet.
Kyle: No way.
Cass: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Dick: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Barbara: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up.
Dick: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Barbara: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh. I’ll turn it up.
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