Damian: Are your bosoms tender?
Shawn: I’m gonna pretend you didn’t ask me that.
Damian: Are your senses heightened?
Shawn: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.
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Dick: Jay, I should have listened to you.
Jason: Yeah. Everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.
Dick: You remember when you told me that you didn’t want to date Robins? *in a bad Jamaican accent* Dat really bum me out, mon!
Barbara: Jamaican?
Dick: Yeah, that was a bad choice. I’m much better at Romani.
Selina: I’ll distract the file clerk. Apparently, he’s really into bird-watching, so talking to a woman should blow his mind. And talking to this woman? *places hand on own chest daintily* It could kill him.
Tim: Anyone seen Bruce? He seemed a little down earlier.
Steph: Yeah, he let me choose the music on the way over here, which leads me to believe that he’s given up on life.
Barbara: Dick and I were talking last night…
Dinah: Pillow-talk alert! Spooning or face-to-face?
Jason: Putting up a bunch of photos of smiling vigilantes isn’t going to change how people feel about us.
Dick: I think this campaign is very promising. Timmy, what’s your take?
Jason: Oh right, let’s hear an unbiased opinion from your straight up swimfan.
On Bruce and Oliver…
Roy: Looks like we both have a pretty bad case of “jerk boss.”
Jason: Yes, yours is an idiot, and mine is a forked-tongue lizard witch.
Roy: Start taking care of yourself again! I miss those gross, overly large muscles!
Jason: Lay off my body, dude! I clearly got some stuff to work through!
Jason: You should have seen us, Babs! Tim and I were amazing.
Barbara: I somersaulted through a window, cut the crown out of a briefcase, and replaced everything in under a minute.
Jason: Yeah, I guess you helped a little. But our fake argument was super convincing, and all of a sudden we had to make it longer, and we did!
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