On the way to Tim’s new safe house…
Steph: I can’t wait to see the inside of Tim’s safe house! I’m gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Harper: I bet it’s really fancy. Like “Wayne Manor” fancy.
Jason: No. It’s probably just an empty white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he’s on sleep mode.
Detective Montoya: What are you doing, Red?! You just blew my cover!
Red Hood: Or did I save your life?
Montoya: Or did you compromise an investigation and piss off a police officer?!
Red Hood: I’m sensing from your tone it’s that one.
Jason’s holding a framed newspaper clipping…
Jason: Timbo, check it out.
Tim: Nice! You got it framed?
Jason: Of course. It commemorates our victory over Ra’s’ army. The greatest day in human history.
Jason: Sorry the tear gas made you look like a demon dog at the end of Ghostbusters.
Wally: Dick, they found one of the stolen paintings at her house.
Dick: But she says she didn’t know how it ended up there. She’s being set up.
Wally: Framed! Art joke. Continue.
Jason receives a death threat from Black Mask…
Jason: Vigilantes receive meaningless threats all the time. It’s really no big deal.
Tim: Of course. Totally. I mean, why would a death threat be a big deal? Oh, that’s right! ‘Cause it threatens death!
The Batkids are preparing a surprise birthday party for Bruce…
Dick: Okay, we don’t have much time. Bruce is in the bathroom and we all know how efficient he is in there.
Bruce: Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?
Tim: Emotionally? $700 million.
Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
Damian: Drake.
Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?
Damian: I was born ready.
Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.
Damian: Twist my words all you want.
Tim: Okay.
Damian: I’m winning this bet.
Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?
Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?
Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?
Alfred: Master Timothy, here are two pictures. One is your closet; the other is a garbage dump in Blüdhaven. Can you guess which is which?
Tim: *points at one* That one’s the dump?
Alfred: They’re both your closet.
Tim: *sheepishly* Gah, I should’ve guessed that. *to his brothers* He’s good!
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